Three guys go in for a job interview

Three guys go in for a job interview The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job

interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer

says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” “Yeah,” says the guy… “Your nose is really huge, man!”

“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my nose, I’m afraid you’re

not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!”

The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the

interview comes around, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?” “Well I mean yes,” says the guy… “You have an abnormally large

nose, but you probably knew that.” “I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my nose, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”

So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stop him and warn him

“Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his nose, he’ll throw you right out!”

So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything unusual about me?” Third guy looks real close,

squints his eyes a bit and says “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?” “WOW!”

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says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?” “Well, you’d play hell trying to find glasses to fit that motherfucking nose!”