The Story of Three Mice

The Story of Three Mice

Three mice sit by the beer and announce each other. Says the first mouse: “Well, I’m pretty cool on it: Whenever there is a mousetrap in our house, I run, ‘steal’ the cheese and make on the Fallenbügel strength training.”
The second says: “And I’m only a horny Macker. Whenever rat poison is scattered around me, I get a mirror and a razor blade and pull a line first! ”
When the third mouse says nothing, the first one asks,” And you? Are not you as brave and cool as we are ?! ”
The third answers:” You ‘re boring me, I’m going home now, eat the cat! “

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