The best days of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

The best days of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

A lecturer went to give a speech about Mother’s Day. He started with the words:

“The best days of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who is not my wife.” The room

was silent. He continued, “That woman was my mother.”

A man in the audience was inspired by this quote and happened to be making an address of

his own later that day. So he went up, and declared:

“The best days of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who isn’t my wife.” The room was

dead silent. The man stood there awkwardly, having forgotten the ending part of the line. So

he finished with, “And I don’t even remember who she was.”

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