It’s the story of two twins
This is the story of two twins, Robert and Richard. Robert owned an old boat. Coincidentally, Richard’s wife died the same day as Robert’s boat sank.
A few days later, an old lady sees Robert and misunderstands him for his brother Richard and the conversation begins:
– I am terribly sorry, I heard about your loss. You must be dismayed.
Robert thinks that the old lady is talking about her boat and says:
– I’m actually glad I finally got rid of it. She was awake something rotten already while leaving. She had the bottom shriveled up and she smelled of dead fish. She was constantly losing her water, she had a hole behind and a big hole in front. Whenever I used it, her hole became bigger and bigger and she wet as it is not possible. I think what ended it was when I rented it to these four guys who were looking for something to have fun. I warned them that it was not very good, but they wanted to use it anyway. The morons tried to climb all at the same time and she split right in the middle.
The eve woman lost consciousness.