Man comes home very drunk. His wife greets him at the door: Wife: Where have you been? Husband: I was at my friend’s house. Wife: What did you do there? Husband: We were playing chess! Wife: Then why do you smell like alcohol???? Husband: What, am I suppose to smell […]
The attractive soap dish
Was that a stress again this year before the festival! Food prepared for three days, the apartment cleaned and decorated, Christmas cards written and many, many gifts bought. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and I’m glad that everything is ready now. Now we can look forward to the holidays in peace. What is not worried, […]
In search of the lost baby Jesus
It is Christmas Eve. More precisely, actually only “Heilig Mittag”. The two children sit on the sofa in the living room with shiny faces and freshly washed hair, drinking warm cocoa. Snowflakes dance outside the window, it smells wonderfully after Christmas and the fir-tree shines in its splendor: red-polished apple apples and fine […]
The shop to the last hope
Each of your years begins with complete relaxation. Everything is free. Nobody has more to get. Until Christmas: one year! And this year you will not buy Christmas presents just before the festival as before, but purchase them throughout the year. Take something here, order something there. Be very easy. […]