An elderly Jewish man is crossing the road

An elderly Jewish man is crossing the road when a car sweeps around the corner and hits him.

He’s laying in the road and a passer-by runs over to him.

He checks him over, takes his coat off and places it over the old

man and calls an ambulance. The old man opens his eyes and looks up.

The passer-by says “Ok, you’re not bleeding anywhere,

an ambulance is on its way, just keep still.

Are you comfortable?”

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