Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5
more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed
for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally
together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her
legs.”