A Woman Who’s Been Dumped By Her Boyfriend
A young American woman who has just been dumped by her boyfriend and who really does not have the morale goes around the bars to drown his depression. In a bar on the top floor of the Empire State, she sees a lonely man at the bar who looks bored.
She sits next to him and throws him:
- Good evening handsome guy, what are you doing this alone?
- I drink magic beer!
- Magic beer ???
- Well, look …
The guy takes a sip of beer, looks at the young woman right in the eye, then he goes to the window, he opens and jumps, made 2 loops, 3 times around the clock. Empire State and finally go out the window to sit down smiling next to the girl.
The latter does not return. After a few moments, she finally recovers her emotions and asks: - It’s great! I can try ?
And it is with a charming smile that the guy agrees to let him drink the extraordinary beverage. Then the young woman catches the mug with two hands, empties all at once, then she looks at the guy straight in the eyes, goes to the window, she opens it, jumps and …
PAF !!!
It crashes lamentably 50 floors lower.
Then the bartender who was not paying attention until then turned to the guy and said: - Frankly Superman, what can you be stupid when you’re drunk …