A salesman was looking for a house to sell his vacuum cleaner in a new territory
He found the first house and knocked at it’s door
A woman answered the knock but before she could say anything,the man rushed into
the house and dumped a pile of garbage there
“Ma’am” the man said in his best salespitch “if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t work
wonders in cleaning up this garbage,I will eat every chunk of it.”
The woman answered rather coldly “Well then, would you like some ketchup to go
with it?”
The man was flabbergasted “How can you be sure of it?”
The woman answered “You see,we have just moved in and we are yet to get an
electrical connection”