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A mans wife asks him to go to the store to buy her cigarettes.
He walks there only to find it closed.
So, he goes into a nearby bar to use their vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and eventually end up in her apartment.
After they’ve had some fun, he realizes it’s 3 a.m. and says, “My wife’s going to kill me. Do you have any talcum powder?”
The woman gives him some talcum powder, which he rubs on h
is hands and then goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and screeches, “Where the hell have you been?!”
“Well, honey, it’s like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there, we
had a few drinks, one thing led to another, and I ended up in bed with her.”
“Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!”
She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, “You liar! You went bowling again!”