A man goes hunting and gets lost in the woods

A man goes hunting and gets lost in the woods.

Remembering the universal distress signal of fireing

3 shots, he fires 3 shots into

the air and waits.

After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and

still no one comes to help.

Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody

comes this time because these

are my last three arrows.”

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