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A man asks a farmer near the field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if
I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see,
I have to catch the 4:30 PM train.” The farmer says, “Sure,
go right ahead. And if my bull sees you,
you’ll even catch the 4 PM one.”