A man walks into a bar in a small town and orders a drink. As he’s sipping his drink, he notices a large glass jar behind the bar filled with $10 bills.
He asks the bartender, “What’s with the jar of money?”
The bartender says, “We have a challenge here. You put $10 in the jar, and if you complete three tasks, you get all the money.”
Intrigued, the man asks what the tasks are.
The bartender replies, “Well, first you have to drink a whole bottle of our strongest whiskey in one go without making a face.
Second, there’s a mean Rottweiler out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, there’s a 90-year-old lady upstairs who has never been satisfied by a man. You have to satisfy her.”
The man thinks it over and decides to give it a try. He hands the bartender $10, who puts it in the jar.
The man then grabs the bottle of whiskey and starts chugging.
He struggles, but he manages to finish it without making a face, though he’s already feeling quite drunk.
Next, the bartender leads him to the back door where the Rottweiler is tied up, growling menacingly.
The man takes a deep breath and stumbles out. For the next ten minutes, there’s nothing but barking, growling, and yelping.
Finally, the man comes back in, clothes torn and bleeding, but with a triumphant look on his face.
“All right,” he says, “now where’s the old lady with the sore tooth?”