A man walks into a bar in a small town and orders a drink – funny jokes

A man walks into a bar in a small town and orders a drink

A man walks into a bar in a small town and orders a drink. As he’s sipping his drink, he notices a large glass jar behind the bar filled with $10 bills.

He asks the bartender, “What’s with the jar of money?”

The bartender says, “We have a challenge here. You put $10 in the jar, and if you complete three tasks, you get all the money.”

Intrigued, the man asks what the tasks are.

The bartender replies, “Well, first you have to drink a whole bottle of our strongest whiskey in one go without making a face.

Second, there’s a mean Rottweiler out back with a sore tooth.

You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

Third, there’s a 90-year-old lady upstairs who has never been satisfied by a man. You have to satisfy her.”

The man thinks it over and decides to give it a try. He hands the bartender $10, who puts it in the jar.

The man then grabs the bottle of whiskey and starts chugging.

He struggles, but he manages to finish it without making a face, though he’s already feeling quite drunk.

Next, the bartender leads him to the back door where the Rottweiler is tied up, growling menacingly.

The man takes a deep breath and stumbles out. For the next ten minutes, there’s nothing but barking, growling, and yelping.

Finally, the man comes back in, clothes torn and bleeding, but with a triumphant look on his face.

“All right,” he says, “now where’s the old lady with the sore tooth?”

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