A man and his wife and his mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land..
While they were there, the mother in law passed away.
The undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can
bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.
The man thought about it, told him he’d just have her shipped home. The
undertaker asked why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother in law home
when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150.00?
The man replied. A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried here. Three days
later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.