A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink. While waiting, he sees a guy
sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head. So, he asks
the guy, “How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?” The guy
replied, “I was walking along the beach one day and I came across this bottle buried
halfway in the sand. So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine
female genie. She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her.” “For my
first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and POOF right there on the sand was
$10,000,00.” “For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and POOF right there on
the ocean was a 90-foot yacht.” “Finally for my third wish, I asked to have s** with the
genie, but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in that kind of activities.”
So, I said, “c’mon, how about a little head?”