A boy goes to the zoo with his parents They’re standing at the elephant exhibit when he asks his mom:
“What’s that thing hanging down from the elephant?”
Mom: That’s it’s trunk.
Boy: No, further back.
Mom: That’s its tail.
Boy: No, in between.
Mom: Oh, that’s nothing. Now run along.
The boy is still curious so he walks over to his dad.
Boy: Dad, what’s that thing hanging down from the elephant?
Dad: That’s its trunk.
Boy: No, further back.
Dad: That’s its tail.
Boy: No, in between.
Dad: That’s its pen**.
Boy: Oh, but Mom said it was nothing.
Dad: Well, son, you have to realize that your mom is a little spoiled.