A blonde walks into a hair salon. She asks for a cut, and requests that the hairstylist cut around the earphones she’s wearing. The hairstylist does.
She returns every month for the next year, and every month, she’s wearing the same earphones, which the stylist has to cut around.
On her next visit, the stylist pulls the earphones out of her ears, and the blonde falls to the ground, choking and gasping. An ambulance is called but the blonde cannot be saved.
Curious, the hairstylist picks up the earphones and holds them to her ears, and hears the words the blonde was always listening to…
“Inhale, exhale, inhale…”