An owl is sitting at the top of his very own pine tree
One day, the tree starts violently shaking. He looks down and sees an elephant at the
bottom starting to climb the tree.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Asks the owl.
“Oh don’t mind me, I’m just coming up to eat some apples” Says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no apples up here” Says the owl.
The elephant says “I brought my own”.