A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting
to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed,
pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and
about $8,000. He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the
eggs for?” She replies,
“Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.”
He says,
“That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice. What’s
the money for?” The wife replies,
“Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”