A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the
bartender inquires. “I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responds the young
man. “6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?” “Yeah, my first
blowjob.” “Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the
house.” “No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won’t
get rid of the taste, nothing will.”