One day a horse trader, a foreigner, came to the court of Krishnadeva Raya and told him he had some fine horses for sale. The emperor offered to buy them. The man took an advance of 5000 gold coins and promising to return with the horses in two days, went […]
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to choose that person, until the […]
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years?Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and […]
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks.“No, I’m sorry, he’s out running some errands,” she replies. “Would you mind if I wait?” he asks. “No, that would be fine. Come on in,” she says. They go […]
A woman cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you.Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear […]
The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer, searching frantically. This catches the bartender’s attention, so he monitors the patron out of the corner of his eye. Finally, the man finds what he’s looking for and sighs a sigh […]
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. A minute later he hears, “You look great. Have you lost weight?” He looks around, but there’s no one near. Again, a minute later, he hears, “You know, you don’t look a day over 30.” Looks around again, no one […]
A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer, take out his wallet, and look at a picture of his wife. He did this several times. Finally, the bartender asks, why […]
A student goes into his lab right at the end of the class hour. Fearing he’ll get an “F”, he asks a fellow student what she’s been doing. “We’ve been observing water under the microscope. We’re suppose to write up what we see.” The page of her notebook is filled […]
The Frogs were tired of governing themselves. They had so much freedom that it had spoiled them, and they did nothing but sit around croaking in a bored manner and wishing for a government that could entertain them with the pomp and display of royalty, and rule them in a […]
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so […]
