The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “| have bad news, | have good news, and | have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. “The bad news is: the church needs a new roof!” the pastor said.The congregation groaned. “The good news is: we have enough money for the […]
The former pastor says, “I left three envelopes in your desk. If you have anytrouble, open them.” Well, of course the new preacher thinks he will never have to use them, but in hisyouthful enthusiasm, he tries to change the order the kids march in during VacationBible School. Well, this […]
Two Men Were marooned on an island. one man pased back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself. The First man said to the second man, arn’t you afraid we are about to die. No said the second man for you see […]
