The pastor stood before the congregation and said;

“| have bad news, | have good news, and | have more bad news.”
The congregation got quiet.

“The bad news is: the church needs a new roof!” the pastor said.
The congregation groaned.

“The good news is: we have enough money for the new roof.”
Asigh of relief was heard rippling through the gathered group.

“The bad new is: it’s still in your pockets”

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