A wife wants to try 69 with her husband
The husband says “what’s that”
“I’ll show you” the wife says
The wife then straddles the husbands face and farts. The wife then scurries off
embarrassed.
“Sorry I didn’t mean to do that let me try again” says the wife
The wife straddles the husbands face and once again farts directly in his face. The
husband shoves off his wife.
“I don’t want to do this anymore” says the husband
“Why not?” Questions the wife
“Because I’ll be damned if I lay here for 67 more!” Exclaims the husband.