Teacher asks what sound a pig makes

Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make.

First the teacher asks,”what sound does a cow make?”

Susie raises her hand and says moo.

“Good job susie” says the teacher.

Then she asks what sound does a duck make?

Billy raises his hand and says quack.

Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says,” Get your black ass out the car, put your hands

above your head, and spread your legs!”

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