Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make.
First the teacher asks,”what sound does a cow make?”
Susie raises her hand and says moo.
“Good job susie” says the teacher.
Then she asks what sound does a duck make?
Billy raises his hand and says quack.
Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says,” Get your black ass out the car, put your hands
above your head, and spread your legs!”