Johnny attended a horse auction

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved

from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied,

“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good

shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy

Mom.”

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