Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved
from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied,
“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom.”