Jimmy farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws
him out.
He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principle walks by
and sees him. He asks, “Jimmy, why are you sitting outside your
class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The principle
asks him again, “Well then, why are
you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my
fart while I’m outside in
the fresh air.”