There was this blonde who needed money badly. She then decides to kidnap
a little boy. She finds a boy then she brings him to the playground, she
explains to him that she has kidnapped him for money, then she writes
a ransom note saying that she has kidnapped their son and she
demanding $10,000 cash. She wants it in a brown paper bag under
the pear tree in the park, The blonde signs the letter THE BLONDE!!!!
She then pins the letter to the boys
chest and sends him home.