An eminent doctor 

An eminent doctor funny jokes

An eminent doctor successfully attended a sick child. A few days later, the grateful

mother called on the physician. After expressing her realization of the fact that his

services had been of a sort that could not be fully paid for, she continued: “But I

hope you will accept as a token from me this purse which I myself have

embroidered.” The physician replied very coldly to the effect that the fees of the

physician must be paid in money, not merely in gratitude, and he added: “Presents

maintain friendship: they do not maintain a family.” “What is your fee?” the woman

inquired. “Two hundred dollars,” was the answer. The woman opened the purse,

and took from it five $100 bills. She put back three, handed two to the discomfited

physician, then took her departure.

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