An alien couple land their saucer in a farmer’s field Long They approach the house and explain to the farmer and his wife that they are intergalactic swingers. He asks them is it ok to spend
the night and then go back to their planet in the morning. The farmer and his wife talk it over and agree. The male alien takes the farmer’s wife into the barn and drops his pants. He has a
green pen that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil. The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His pen extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his
right ear and his pen thickens to the width of a Red Bull can. The next morning the aliens leave after breakfast and the husband asks his wife how it went. “Wonderful,I’m glad we agreed”, she
replied. “How about you?” The farmer says tells her it seemed really strange and very different from human sx. “How so?”, asked the wife? ‘Well, all she did was play with my ears the whole
time.