A man and a woman are captured by cannibals

A man and a woman are captured by cannibals. A man and a woman are captured by

cannibals. The cannibals, after some deliberation, decided make soup out of both of them.

A few minutes after being placed into a large pot, the man starts crying hysterically and

the woman laughing uncontrollably. The cannibals ask the man why he is crying,

and the man says “I don’t want to die!! I’m too young!!” Then the cannibals ask

the woman why she is laughing, and she replies

“because I crapped in your soup”.