A woman came home screeching her

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,

and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly,

“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!” The husband said, “Oh

my God! What should I pack, beach stuff

or mountain stuff?” “Doesn’t

matter,” she said, “Just get out.”

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