A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady
came around”…
“Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”
So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you
saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking
to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs,
but I followed them without Daddy seeing me, and I saw them hugging and kissing at
the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went
up and looked through the keyhole.”“Clever girl,” purrs Mummy. “What could you see
through the keyhole?”
“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each
other’s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady
got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”
“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”
“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,”
says the little girl confidently.