A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see’s a big jar full of
change and a little card that reads: “Hello, if you would like to win all of this money
you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5″ So, he puts in five
dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and
the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money
and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see’s the horse and
the jar, this time it says: “You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10”
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later
they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar
but before he could leave the bartender asks “How did you do that?” The guy says
“The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed
him!”