A guy finds an old lamp in the desert

A guy finds an old lamp in the desert

A guy finds an old lamp in the desert. He rubs it and a genie pops out.


The genie tells him he has two wishes.

The guy says “I always thought it was three wishes.”

The genie says “Check your pants.”

The guy looks down and goes, “Woah, it’s huge!”

And the genie says, “I’ve been doing this a long time.”

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