A game warden was driving down the road when 

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild

turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”

The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying

under your arm.” The boy looks down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done

roosted under my arm!” The game warden said, “Now look, you know turkey season is

closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg,

I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do

to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?” The little boy said, “I guess

I’ll just kiss his ass and let him go!”

Two Italian men get on a bus

Two Italian men get on a bus

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out