A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild
turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”
The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying
under your arm.” The boy looks down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done
roosted under my arm!” The game warden said, “Now look, you know turkey season is
closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg,
I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do
to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?” The little boy said, “I guess
I’ll just kiss his ass and let him go!”