A doctor finally saw his elderly patient

A doctor finally saw his elderly patient after a month of trying to contact him.


The doctor said:


“I see you’re over a month late for your check-up. Don’t you know that nervous

disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”


The patient answered:


“I was just following your orders, Doc.”


“Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.”


The patient said:


“You told me to avoid people who irritate me.”

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