but unfortunately they had a car crash and died. Before the gates of St Peter they
stood thinking maybe they could get married in heaven. So they ask St Peter, and
Peter says ”Well it’s quite rare, but let me see what I can do.” So St Peter goes into
heaven. As the couple sits for a couple of months waiting for an answer, they begin
doubting whether they should, considering the eternal aspects. Another month goes
by and finally St Peter emerges from heaven, very bedraggled, and says “Yes, you can
get married.” The couple says “But what if it doesn’t work, can we then get a divorce“?
St Peter, red in the face and totally annoyed, slams his clipboard down, and says Geez!
The couple are shocked and scared. They say “What’s wrong?” St Peter says “Listen, it
took me 3 months to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it will take
to find a lawyer?!”