So this dude was out playing golf on a Sunday. About half way through the first 9 holes, he forgets what hole he is on so he asks a lady in front of him, “hey miss, sorry to bother you, but I’ve forgotten what hole I am on, and you […]
After a few too many drinks he proceeds to vomit down the front of his shirt. “Oh man, my wife bought me this shirt. She’s gonna kill me!” he drunkenly blurts out. “Relax,” says the bartender. “Put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket. When you get home tell your […]
but unfortunately they had a car crash and died. Before the gates of St Peter they stood thinking maybe they could get married in heaven. So they ask St Peter, and Peter says ”Well it’s quite rare, but let me see what I can do.” So St Peter goes into […]
A 60 year old billionaire walks into a bar with his gorgeous 25 year old wife Friend: How did she marry you? Billionaire: I lied about my age Friend: You said 45? Billionaire: No! I said 90!