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A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor.
The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine
that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father,
if they’d like. The husband eagerly says, “Give it all to me!”
The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy,
only to find the mailman
dead on their lawn.