A blonde like a turtle

A blonde like a turtle

Why is a blonde like a turtle?A: They both get up when they’re on their back. Q: How

do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should

blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: How can

you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q:

What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch

information into a computer once. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in

common?A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go

down on you. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?A: She didn’t like it

‘cos she couldn’t get channel 9…. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?A: (With a

rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde?A: Put

spikes in their shoulder pads. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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