A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed on the interstate on its way to Barnes and Noble According to reports witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed!
A penguins car starts acting up and he barely limps it to the mechanic… The mechanic says it shouldn’t take long and go to the diner next door and cool off. The penguin thinks that’s a fantastic idea and has himself an ice cream. About an hour later he is […]
A father had five sons. They were all very successful with the exception of the youngest one. The oldest is a doctor, second oldest was a lawyer, third one is an engineer, fourth one is a scientist and the last son was a lazy bum, unemployed and never amount to […]
