Two guys are sitting at a bar watching the 11 o’clock news. Footage is being shown of a man
standing high on a ledge threatening to jump. The 1st guy says to the second guy, “I bet you
$100 he jumps.” “You’re on” says the 2nd guy. Not long after, the man jumps. The 2nd guy
hands the 1st guy $100. The 1st guy says, “I can’t take your money because I saw this footage
on the 6 o’clock news.” The 2nd guy says, “take the money, I saw the 6 o’clock news too. I just
didn’t think the dumb SOB would jump twice in one day.”