Two guys are sitting at a bar watching

Two guys are sitting at a bar watching the 11 o’clock news. Footage is being shown of a man

standing high on a ledge threatening to jump. The 1st guy says to the second guy, “I bet you

$100 he jumps.” “You’re on” says the 2nd guy. Not long after, the man jumps. The 2nd guy

hands the 1st guy $100. The 1st guy says, “I can’t take your money because I saw this footage

on the 6 o’clock news.” The 2nd guy says, “take the money, I saw the 6 o’clock news too. I just

didn’t think the dumb SOB would jump twice in one day.”

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