A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours
him a drink and asks if he would like some food.
He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger
$5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, “Miss, are you the one who
gives the handjobs?”
She winks and replies, “Why yes I am.” He says,
“Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”