A phone rings at the Robertson estate

A phone rings at the Robertson estate.

Hello? Hi, I’d like to speak with Pat Robertson Oh, sorry to inform you that he has

. Click. Again the phone rings. Hello? (Obviously the same person): Hi, is Pat Robertson

there? I’m sorry to say he is no more. Click. Phone rings again. Hello? (Same voice) Hi,

can you get Pat Robertson for me? Sir, as I told you before, he is gone! Click. Again

ring ring Hello? Hi, can Pat Robertson come to the phone? Listen, you little shit, I told

you he’s dead. D.E.A.D. Don’t you understand that?

Oh, I understand all right. Then why do you keep calling!?! I just like to hear that he is


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