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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled-up newspaper
around his head.
Wife: “What are you doing dear?”
Husband: “Swatting flies. I got three males
and two females”
Wife: “How on Earth do you know which
gender they were?”
Husband: “Easy: three were on the beer,
and the other two were on the phone.”