A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back…


A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant

woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The

nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.

” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts,

“Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor.

“Admit her,” the doctor said.

“She’s having contractions.”

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