A man went to the Police Station

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the

burglar who had broken into his

house the night before.


“You’ll get your chance in court.” said

the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he

got into the house without

waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do

that for years!”

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