A drunk on his way home from a bar

A drunk on his way home from a bar one night realizes

that he has dropped his keys.


He gets down on his hands and knees and starts groping

around beneath a lamppost.


A policeman asks what he’s doing.


“I lost my keys in the park,” says the drunk.


“Then why are you looking for them under the

lamppost?” asks the puzzled cop.


“Because,” says the drunk, “that’s

where the light is.”

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