A blonde decides one that she will paint her house to impress
her husband. When her husband leaves for work the
blonde goes and starts to paint the house. When the
husband came home he found his blonde wife laying
on the floor panting really hard and sweating.
He rushes over to her and says “Honey, whats
wrong are you okay?!” the blonde replies back
and said “Yea, it told me to
put on two coats!”